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GenX — The Middle Child Generation

Are You There Zoomers? It’s Me, Karen

Karen here, Generation X.

Nov 18, 2019

The original Karen-can-I-talk-to-the-manager haircut

Nov 18, 2019

Who Wrote This Timeline? I Have Notes.

TO: THE AUTHOR OF REALITY SUBJECT: EDITORIAL CONCERNS & PACING ISSUES

Mar 1

Who Wrote This Timeline? I Have Notes.

Mar 1

An Open Letter to Chuck Grassley

Dear Chuck,

Feb 10

Feb 10

An Open Letter to Brenna Bird

Costco Edition

Feb 9

Diaper Don & Brenna Buttlicker

Feb 9

How We Fix This

Well, nobody asked, but since I’m The Official Karen and in my capacity as such, it’s my job to tell people how to do things.

Jan 17

Uncle Sam desperately trying to put out an american flag that is on fire.

Jan 17

An Antidote for Hopelessness in the Age of Apocalypse

I was four when I found out the world was going to end. A look at today’s headlines might convince anyone it’s game over. How old were you?

Mar 6, 2023

A person holding an old black and white photo which shows rolling grassy hills and a few trees, extending all the way to the horizon.

Mar 6, 2023

The Business of Busy-ness

The other day I had an idea. It was the sort of idea too big to hold in my head all at once — the sort of thing that needed writing down…

Aug 23, 2021

The Business of Busy-ness

Aug 23, 2021

The Oak

There was a tree across the street from me. A bur oak, with a mighty trunk wider than a steamer, and curving branches that stretched all…

Aug 8, 2021

Downed trees after a huge storm

Aug 8, 2021

A Tree Hugger Goes Off the Rails

Pardon the rant.

Aug 7, 2021

A Tree Hugger Goes Off the Rails

Aug 7, 2021

An(other) Open Letter to Governer Kim Reynolds

Kim, honey — can we talk? Did you go and enter a worst-person-of-the-year contest and not tell me about it?

May 21, 2021

An(other) Open Letter to Governer Kim Reynolds

May 21, 2021

The Official Karen©

The Official Karen©

Gen-X Prius-driving tree-hugger on a shoeless crusade to save the world. The Official Karen©: All other acts, opinions, and statements are unauthorized.

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